What even is a sex coach?
A sex coach is basically exactly what it sounds like. Well, maybe not exactly. We don’t stand next to the bed while you’re banging and yell, “YEAH! YOU GET THAT DICK! HARDER! BETTER!”
While that is LOL to think about, sex coaching is serious business, my friends. We are people who whip your sex life into shape. We help you feel sexually empowered, confident in your body, and ready to take on your sex life with the fiery fury of a thousand fucking suns!
We address a series of different concerns around sexuality including attachment wounds, fear of intimacy, basic sex education, and sexual wellness - all through a hella sex-positive lense. We are the people who make better sex happen for those who so desperately want it.
Does this sound like it could interest you? Step right up, baby!
Why work with me and not some other person?
(We are switching to the first person. Get over it!)
I have a no-nonsense, fact-based approach to coaching.
I can tell you right now: I am not going to tell you what you want to hear, I’m going to tell you what you fucking need to hear.
There are a lot of coaches out there who will be gentle and tender - while not actually giving you the right tools to get your sex life in gear. I am not that bitch. I am not going to treat you like a baby. I am here to work with you. I am committed to making your sex life better and helping you reach realistic goals that we set together.
I am not in the business of bullshit. I am in the business of working hard to get you where you want to be. If you want hotter sex with guidance from someone who will not coddle you with baby hands, but treat you like the grown-ass, capable adult person you are - well, I am your woman.
*We do all sessions via Skype or Zoom so there is no need to freak out about coming to see me in my office. It’s super convenient for everyone.
Groups I work with:
I work exclusively with female clients. Sorry to all you dudes out there, but that is not my speciality. I am open to women of all kinds! Monogamous, polyamorous, in a relationship(s), single, or anything in-between.
I am kink-friendly and LGBTQIA+ are welcome!
How to know if sex coaching is right for you.
While every person is super unique, there are some common issues and concerns I often see with clients. Here are some of the common themes and questions I see - check them out and see if any are ringing a bell for you.
-You’re unable to orgasm with a partner (and you really want to).
-You finding it impossible to orgasm. Period.
-You have trust issues with a partner.
-You have an interest in kink or BDSM, but not sure where to start.
-You have a sexual fantasy you want to try IRL (or maybe your partner has shared one that scared you shitless).
-You have shame around sexuality.
-You have negative body image and it’s impacting your life and pleasure.
-You have sexual hangups you just can’t seem to get over.
Introduction to Sex Coaching (4 weeks)
If you’re looking to try coaching and aren’t quite sure you want to make a long-term commitment - that’s OK, boo. I am here for you no matter what. In this four-week introduction package, we’ll set one big goal for you to reach in one month. I will give you personalized guides, exercises, and coaching to get you to that goal. Let’s do it!
Sex Life Bootcamp (12 weeks)
This is the serious shit for people who are ready to make legitimate, long-lasting changes in their sex life. In this 12-week program, we’ll set a series of goals you wish to achieve. And then we will figure out exactly how to achieve them. Want to have multiple orgasms? We will get you there. Want to find a loving, committed relationship? I got you, babe. Want to try BDSM? Let’s make it fucking RAIN ropes in here.